Video: Cooking with Clinton

COOKING WITH CLINTON

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June Project with... music?

From my “creative weekend” I took a picture of each "Section"

and then I decided to get silly by making some… ahem… music.

Scripted: Ravioli Vignette

MY SISTER

Oh hey April, thanks for house sitting.

ME

My pleasure.

MY SISTER

As always you're free to eat anything.

ME

Okay.

MY SISTER

There's a ton of pasta in the fridge.

ME

Okay. Have fun on your trip!

24 hours later all the pasta is gone and BECAUSE I ate all those carbohydrates I'm craving even more. As I scrounge for food in the cupboard I come across a can of ravioli.

ME

Oooh! Perfect, I'm going to eat this ravioli.

I then spend about ten minutes going through all the drawers and cupboards searching for a can opener, but to no avail.

ME

I REALLY want to eat this ravioli.

I take a device that in some distant age was probably used to puncture aluminum cans to get the liquid part out. I have no idea how to use it.

ME

I AM GOING TO EAT THIS RAVIOLI!

I spend about twenty minutes tearing apart the can so that the hole is big enough for the pieces of ravioli because I love it when the pieces come out perfectly. Amazingly, I do not injure myself.

ME

YAY! RAVIOLI!

I then take pictures to forever immortalize one of my happiest moments of my life.

Water Color: Mudsquerade

From my “House of Mud” novella. Drew this awhile ago, but finally got around to coloring it with marker and watercolor.